Caption Contest Fridays #160
It’s Friday! That means another caption contest and here’s today’s fun photo:

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Like traffic engineers and cars on the freeway, air traffic controllers are also haunted by rubbernecking.
This is your pilot speaking…”Um, due to some vandalism last night, some prankster painted all the windows black on the right side of the plane. Yeah, that’s what happened. Enjoy your flight.”
Well, I don’t know here sir, but it done looks like she wants her belly here scratched. Yepp.
Here boy! Here Boy! Shake! Rollover! Play dead! Good boy!
“Ladies and Gentlemen, I know you are probably shocked by what you see. I can assure you that it is a movie set.”
Hmmm… Woman pilot had crack-up.
“And if everyone can look to there right, you’ll see what happens when passengers don’t buckle up and shut up! Enjoy your flight.”
Well yes technically they did land right side up…. corrected for New York… but…
Captain to Co-Pilot: Oh that, the extended warranty just ran out yesterday.
Mandarine Airlines experiences a huge turnover.
Look folks, you’re okay. What are the chances of it happening twice in one day?
somebody get me a drink! that was one LONG flight!
Let this be a lesson to all other airline pilots and navigators: don’t try taking any short cuts to China!
Hello folks, this is your Captain giving you the good news: The pilot was the sole survivor and will be here at Mandarin Airlines to fly you to your future destinations.
Hello folks, this is your Captain giving you the good news: The pilot was the sole survivor and will be here at Mandarin Airlines to fly you to your future destinations.
How was Fred to know that “waitress” pronounced incorrectly in Chinese sounds like “terrorist” ?
Mandarin flight 106 a.k.a. “The turtle”, Once again had trouble getting started today, call your airport for delays
Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your Captain speaking, I guess you could say it’s ironic that the movies on this flight are “Airpor” and “Airport 77″, but please enjoy them, as there will be a brief delay as we turn the plane back over…….Oh…. and please remained seated with your seat belts fastened.”
…and if you all would look out the left side of the aircraft you will see; Santa, the second coming, a glimpse into the future, 10 naked supermodels, and utopia…