Caption Contest Fridays #155

Posted by Chris Tingom on December 14, 2007 at 8:22 am.

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It’s Friday!! That means it is time for another caption contest.

Comment posted by Brian on December 14, 2007 at 8:52 am
Rating: +2 votes
John became disheartened with Math soon after he failed to work out the correct chair root to the Midterm examination.

Comment posted by Joel Auernheimer on December 14, 2007 at 10:02 am
Rating: -1 votes
Rejecting the more conventional approaches of his peers, Projessor Bumpkin tries to reconcile the competing equations of quantum physics and general relativity by invoking the use of theoretical tightly-bound, rigid carbon-based shafts with a padded seat.

Comment posted by JoeDrinker on December 14, 2007 at 10:48 am
Rating: +2 votes
Having broken his last ruler over Tommy Callahan’s knuckles, Professor Peabody used the only strait edge he could find to finish his equation.

Tommy chuckled softly through the pain.

Comment posted by rodney dill on December 14, 2007 at 1:00 pm
Rating: +1 votes
Professor Linquist eventually adjusted to having a chair superglued to his left hand.

Comment posted by isabella mori on December 14, 2007 at 1:18 pm
Rating: -1 votes
having mastered the superglue chair root long before professor linquist clumsily demonstrated it on the chalkboard, jeremy calmly and steadily kept working on his prime number exchange with wendy turnbull. oh wendy! clearly, no-one in this world could parse 1,345,625,890,123 as beautifully as she!

Comment posted by Ward Andrews on December 14, 2007 at 1:22 pm
Rating: +1 votes
“Old School”

Comment posted by JoeDrinker on December 14, 2007 at 9:15 pm
Rating: +0 votes
Having smashed his last ruler over Tommy Callahan’s face, Professor Peabody used the only straight edge he could find to finish his drawing.

Tommy chuckled softly through the pain and bleeding, which slowly grew more intense. In time, he would lose all sensation to his hands, arms, and finally – shoulders, thereby ending his hopes of working in his father’s factory.

Comment posted by Richard Chapman on December 14, 2007 at 9:27 pm
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After borrowing Miss Periwinkle’s chair for a makeshift straight edge, Professor Turnbuckle suddenly came to realize who had been fouling the air in MAT108 that morning.

Comment posted by rodney dill on December 15, 2007 at 8:06 am
Rating: +0 votes
Elliot,
Chair man of the board

… or
Chair man of the bored.

Comment posted by rodney dill on December 15, 2007 at 3:05 pm
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“I see you had to borrow Professor Rene’ Magritte’s straight edge again.”