Caption Contest Fridays #145

Posted by Chris Tingom on October 5, 2007 at 12:15 am.

It’s FRIDAY! This should be a good one. What’s better for a caption contest than a bunch of NINJAS!!

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  • Comment posted by Mike on October 5, 2007 at 1:26 am
    Rating: +3 votes
      
  • This is my weapon and this is my katana. One is for pleasure and one is for dicing tomatoes.

  • Comment posted by TCATB on October 5, 2007 at 2:14 am
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  • “Using guns with silencers instead? Hmm, interesting concept!”

  • Comment posted by Brian on October 5, 2007 at 2:22 am
    Rating: -1 votes
      
  • Crowds lined up to audition for NBC’s latest show – “America’s Got Ninja”

  • Comment posted by rodney dill on October 5, 2007 at 2:58 am
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  • Gordon Ramsey’s new staff was particularly adept at chopping.

  • Comment posted by rodney dill on October 5, 2007 at 2:59 am
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  • ‘…and if we fail we send in Geoff Fieger.”

  • Pingback posted by Di Hillary Caption Contest » Right Pundits on October 5, 2007 at 4:01 am
    Rating: -1 votes
      
  • [...] Willisms needs a new judge. Rodney has the Hillary statue. Bagel Guy has another Democrat dog. Brainfuel has the Democrat base. [...]

  • Comment posted by Elliot on October 5, 2007 at 4:09 am
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  • New Japanese landscapers could not understand why they never got any business.

  • Comment posted by Mark on October 5, 2007 at 4:27 am
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  • Ask a ninja, any ninja.

  • Comment posted by rodney dill on October 5, 2007 at 5:04 am
    Rating: -1 votes
      
  • Guns? We don’t need no stinkin’ guns.

  • Comment posted by Chris Tingom on October 5, 2007 at 7:39 am
    Rating: +1 votes
      
  • “The pirates taunted the ninja’s from their sailing ship.”

    “Haha!! We have a ship and you don’t, waaaaaaaahhhhhh…” the pirates chanted.

  • Comment posted by John on October 5, 2007 at 9:01 am
    Rating: -1 votes
      
  • Chris Hansen, shown at right displaying his Shuko used for tree climbing, is the new host of NBC’s “To Catch a Samurai.”

    (Forgive me Hatsumi — Ninpo Ikkan)

  • Comment posted by Ruth on October 5, 2007 at 10:23 am
    Rating: -1 votes
      
  • Asking for a picture,James Bond knew the vain ninja fighters would fall for the fake exploding camera. It works every time…

  • Comment posted by Louise Szczepanik on October 5, 2007 at 10:31 am
    Rating: +1 votes
      
  • America … You got PUNKED !! These are the only weapons of Mass Destruction !!

  • Comment posted by Jordan Lyall on October 5, 2007 at 11:04 am
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  • Hang the leaders of the Liberal Movement on the wall in your office, home, or dorm!

  • Comment posted by Jordan Lyall on October 5, 2007 at 11:12 am
    Rating: +1 votes
      
  • Blackwater recruitment poster

  • Comment posted by timturk on October 5, 2007 at 6:08 pm
    Rating: -2 votes
      
  • “One of these Ninja’s just doesn’t belong here, one of these Ninja’s just isn’t tje same…..”

  • Comment posted by timturk on October 5, 2007 at 6:09 pm
    Rating: +1 votes
      
  • “One of these Ninja’s just doesn’t belong here, one of these Ninja’s just isn’t the same…..”

  • Comment posted by rodney dill on October 5, 2007 at 7:28 pm
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  • All the weapons were forgotten once they learned Purple Nurple Kung Fu.

  • Comment posted by Richard Chapman on October 5, 2007 at 7:31 pm
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  • Uniforms? Check
    Deadly weapons? Check
    Menacing looks? Check
    Knowledge of weapons and tactics…?

  • Comment posted by Rudy Hirsch on October 6, 2007 at 6:31 am
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  • The children at the orphanage were crestfallen when they learned that the black t-shirts they were longing for had never arrived.

  • Comment posted by VarneyTheVampire on October 7, 2007 at 10:50 am
    Rating: +1 votes
      
  • OK then “The Magnificant 6″ it is … why is that Yul guy always late?

  • Comment posted by R. Piner on October 14, 2007 at 1:48 pm
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  • Ninja’s Garage Sale. “We have a wonderful assortment of gently used deadly weapons and we’re running a special today on chinese stars!!”

  • Comment posted by Zack on October 15, 2007 at 12:43 pm
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  • The crew of “Car Waxing, Floor Sanding and Fence Painting ‘R us.”

  • Comment posted by Harry Roberts on October 18, 2007 at 1:31 am
    Rating: +1 votes
      
  • “The casting director clearly said 6 ‘Gingers’!”

  • Comment posted by bob # 3000 on October 21, 2007 at 10:34 am
    Rating: +1 votes
      
  • outside Northtown Baptist Church, the Northtown Ninjas will duke it out with the Paso Robles Pirates after sunday school.

  • Comment posted by j.reed on October 26, 2007 at 11:47 pm
    Rating: +1 votes
      
  • A still from the disturbing trend know as Ninjihad taping, where pirates and samurai are brutally murdered to let the public know that ninjas are far superior.

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