Caption Contest Fridays #143
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See Abdul, I told you we could fit 2 tons of manure in a 1 ton bag.
Crossing his legs did little to conceal Veejay’s elephantiasis. It was time to go to the doctor.
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In his presence, huevos quake and scramble themselves; his smell perks coffee up.
He is, the most interesting man in the world.
“[...] while some smugglers had a slight more conspicuous strategy.”
Recycle like the pros!
In order to curb skyrocketing delivery costs, Santa Clause jumps on the overseas outsourcing bandwagon.
A poor man’s Cinderella
“Okay Gupta… When we get to the security checkpoint, let ME do the talking!”
“Sir, your wife’s new bloomers are here. (You sorry son-of-a-bitch…)”
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For the real-life Smurfs, life is not all fun and games.
The washing machine broke down. It’s a long way to the river….
Outback Steakhouse invested heavily in Singh’s farm knowing one of his onions will someday produce the world’s largest Awesome Blossom.
The driver behind them was a tailgater, they know it now, especially when the bag broke.
Paper, Plastic……or canvas?
It was a proud day for the Kalid family, as they rode through town with the canvas bag of jiffy pop that the others swore was a unachievable task. “Smell the victory my friends! That sensuous odour is your defeat!! Let your hunger be a constant reminder of this day. Smell it!!!”
The Uhaul business in India is Booming.
“Dad, I really have to go to the bathroom.”
“Son, you can just wait it can’t be that bad……..”
its about time they gave that poor donkey a break!
Air ballooning stunt goes horribly wrong!
“I’ve got a big sack.”
SO FIRST YOU SAY I’LL BUY JUST ONE SACK OF RICE ,PAY UP FRONT,AND THEN YOU HAND HIM THE SACK.
Jiffy Pop popcorn proved to be a huge hit in Pakistan
I told you we would get across the border.
I can’t beleive George Bush went on and on about the weapons of mass destruction and just waved while we drove one into the country