Caption Contest Fridays #141
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(Animal trainer turned flight instructor): Sit up, good boy. Now roll over…..
As bad as he wanted to, Roger knew if he tried again to lasso the airplanes NASA wouldn’t take him miniature golfing that evening.
On the set of “Spaceballs: Episode 1″
The US Navy’s experiment with luggage wheels did not last long…
Damn it, Don. You know how difficult it makes my job when you park it like that.
Vince tests an early VTOL prototype.
The day before the government redirected the Navy’s role to mainly boats.
President Bush countered that the Texas Air National Guard often uses training wheels on fighter jets and that “technically, it felt like flyin’.”
“Captain Dilbert, it appears that your cockpit cover is too heavy to close in the vertical position. We have aborted the mission and are opening an issue ticket to initiate a re-design.”
Despite rigorous testing, the temperature-controlled aeronautic helmet was not a commercial success, mostly due to its 100 ft. long cord.
The first (and last) airplane ever to make use of shopping cart wheels. Production was cancelled mainly because the machines squeaked too much when they rolled around.
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“OOOOO look at me, I’m a big important NAVY pilot in my fancy vertically parked super jet…oooooo, I’m to cool to be on the runway in a horizontal position…look at my fancy little wheels and my open cockpit…blah blah blah…that’s RIGHT John, I’ve got the transmitter, you have to listen to what I say now, I’m in control..not you….ME JOHN! ME! DO YOU HEAR ME FLYBOY?!!!!”
(that same day Bob was found dead in the men’s washroom with a large amount of transmitter cord wrapped tightly around his neck)
What part of ‘Don’t touch that button didn’t you understand’
Remember, you can only go up 150 feet, that is all the cord I have.
“Um, are you sure this was all the parts in the box?”
“Yeah, why?”
“Well, we seem to be missing the middle section. You should be sitting behind me.”
The Navy tries to recover from the “Tail Hook” scandal the only way it knows how.
“Whaddya mean is the fuse lit?”
Remember, after I put the quarter in, to say “wheeeeeee”.
“Huston, We Have A Problem”