Caption Contest Fridays #136
It’s Friday and that means it is time for a caption contest! Hooray! I love Fridays!
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Early product tests of the “Bear-B-Gone” campfire log proved to be somewhat unsuccessful.
Martha, Fred and Ethyl enjoyed the warmth of the fire, moments before being consumed by 3 wild Grizzly bears they had confused for large black labs.
The Thompsons gathered round the campfire to discuss how best to punish Laramie, the youngest of their neighbors, the Grisleas, for spray painting 08/14/2005 on their property.
“The black bears moved in slowly, barely moving an inch an hour as they crept towards their tasty meal.”
“The last known photo of the Harris gang.”
Al Queda’s got nuthin’ compared to our security teams!
Evidence from the infamous Aug 14th Branch Davidian Annex B Cult Massacre shines new light that perhaps they DIDN’T drink poisoned kool-aide during their Koresh Remembrance séances.
Yogi Bear: “It ain’t over til the fat lady is consumed.”
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The Burn-stein Bears?
I vote with rodney drill
Yogi Bear: “It ain’t over til the fat lady is consumed.”
Just as the fun was just about to start, a brown bear in a park rangers hat and pants put out the fire with a shovel.
Where’s gramppa?
He was right here… Uh,a minute ago.
Charlie still wasn’t quite sure why he was forced to stay in the sand pit while his three brother got to hang closer to the fire and the humans. His comfort with this situation laid in the fact that he knew he would get his revenge, it hadn’t come to him yet, but he knew deep down in the core of his being that his revenge plan was blossoming. As long as he sat nice and quite in his sand pile it would come to fruition and everyone would reap the whirlwind of his revenge. Oh yes, there would be reaping.
OK Irma, so Jed didn’t come back, now its your turn to go poke one with a stick.
“Whaddya mean we’re out of marshmallows?”
Grandma: Do you smell that?
Man: Yea, I guess that answers the old wives tale…
‘Do bears s**t in the woods?’
The bears were all thinking the same thing. That these were their favorites, the kind that are crunchy on the outside and soft in the middle.
FROM: ‘WHERE ARE THEY NOW’
As fate would have it, Goldilocks, 39, hooks up with baby bear. Shown here at her Ozark home with the cubs, along with her mother and brother.
Oh sure, make fun of my family vacation photos. Say what you like, but I’ll sure miss my sister.
I swear, that’s the last time we get dad hot-dog scented cologne for Father’s Day.
“I don’t havta outrun the bears, Burt. I only have to outrun you.”
Filming started in 2005 . Over budget but we’re still alive. Fires still burning. Bears still pooping . And we’re not moving. So how you doing ?
I TOLD YOU YOU CAN’T PLANT CANDIED YAMS IN THE GARDEN!
The bear family returned to their camp to discover it had been over-run with humans.