Comments on: Caption Contest Fridays #134

By: Dennis Lopez

Dennis Lopez — Mon, 13 Aug 2007 11:02:20 +0000

RIGHT THERE . RIGHT THERE . Now keep rubbing till you hear room room room .

By: H. Roark

H. Roark — Thu, 26 Jul 2007 21:44:15 +0000

Polyp removal made easy.

By: Bob T,

Bob T, — Tue, 24 Jul 2007 22:12:37 +0000

No this is not the stargate.

By: elliot

elliot — Mon, 23 Jul 2007 11:14:21 +0000

Opps
Good Job Nils …WTG – Elliot

By: elliot

elliot — Mon, 23 Jul 2007 11:13:19 +0000

Good Job Nils..WTG – Wlliot

By: Richard Chapman

Richard Chapman — Sun, 22 Jul 2007 16:16:15 +0000

I have withdrawn my post due to the fact that it was in such poor taste.

By: elliot

elliot — Sun, 22 Jul 2007 16:00:21 +0000

Moments later, Bob fell into the lens grinding machine…and made a spectacle of himself.

By: rodney dill

rodney dill — Sun, 22 Jul 2007 13:06:20 +0000

“We’re getting the Chilean Sea Bass-O-Matic ready for Al Gore, he wants to give it away as a wedding gift.”

By: Bob T,

Bob T, — Sun, 22 Jul 2007 02:18:34 +0000

Ist dat not unt Glockenspiel ? yaa..yaaa ….,yaaa,yaaaaaaaaaa!

By: rodney dill

rodney dill — Sat, 21 Jul 2007 19:55:50 +0000

“OK, just stand on the trapdoor on top, I’m ready to process my first batch of Soylent Green.”

By: rodney dill

rodney dill — Sat, 21 Jul 2007 19:54:38 +0000

“This machine virtually eliminates all human waste by sending it to another place and time.”
“Where does it send it?”
“I’m not sure, either outer space, or Newark, New Jersey, 1957.”

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Forumgezgini.com » Blog Archive » OTB Caption JamTM — Sat, 21 Jul 2007 13:58:50 +0000

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By: elliot

elliot — Fri, 20 Jul 2007 23:19:41 +0000

This machine will self-destruct in twenty-four hours.
Weren’t you here when I told everybody yesterday?

By: JoeDrinker

JoeDrinker — Fri, 20 Jul 2007 23:02:04 +0000

“And that, good sir, is how the cream filling gets into a Twinkie.”

“Oh….”

By: Mark Jones

Mark Jones — Fri, 20 Jul 2007 22:05:30 +0000

“Oooooh, look at me, I’m Vitec I’ve got a big ol piece of machinery that I built. I’m so important, all the bosses love me, everybody comes over to see just how big it is, blah blah blah.”

By: Chris Tingom

Chris Tingom — Fri, 20 Jul 2007 20:26:32 +0000

“Inside the human eyeball.”

By: Andrew Smith

Andrew Smith — Fri, 20 Jul 2007 19:59:53 +0000

The very first automated milking machine, pictured here, was, not unsurprisingly, unpopular with the cows.

By: Andrew Smith

Andrew Smith — Fri, 20 Jul 2007 17:48:05 +0000

“Davis! What are you thinking? Don’t put your coffee cup there!”

By: Andrew Smith

Andrew Smith — Fri, 20 Jul 2007 17:38:30 +0000

“What? No! Not on the turbines! I told you you shouldn’t have had that Chinese food for lunch!”

By: Andrew Smith

Andrew Smith — Fri, 20 Jul 2007 17:33:56 +0000

Once Andy and Barney kicked down the warehouse door, it become very clear to them that Earnest T. Bass was making something more than moonshine.

By: angie jantz

angie jantz — Fri, 20 Jul 2007 15:01:25 +0000

The machine rattles for a while. Doc holds a plate next to a tube where something is going to shoot out of the machine. A small, brownish solid similar to ice comes out. Doc dumps it into a long beaker of cooled tea. He rattles it and offers it to Marty.

Doc: “Iced tea?”

Marty: “No, thanks.”

Doc takes a swig. Marty looks incredulously at the
giant machine. It’s a refrigerator!

(http://www.scifiscripts.com/scripts/backtothefuture3.txt)

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Running of the Bulls Caption Contest » Right Pundits — Fri, 20 Jul 2007 14:52:46 +0000

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By: Hans

Hans — Fri, 20 Jul 2007 12:10:00 +0000

I still believe there must be a simpler way to make toast

By: elliot

elliot — Fri, 20 Jul 2007 12:02:10 +0000

Find my contact?

By: floorplanner

floorplanner — Fri, 20 Jul 2007 11:52:02 +0000

it’s friday,and tomorrow is weekend.
good weekend.

By: rodney dill

rodney dill — Fri, 20 Jul 2007 10:09:51 +0000

Diebold finally works out all the kinks of the electronic voting booth.

By: Nils

Nils — Fri, 20 Jul 2007 09:03:05 +0000

“And?”
“Just adding the beans. Fresh pot will be ready in five.”