Caption Contest Fridays #134
It’s Friday! This week just blew past! We’ve been super busy this week, but that doesn’t mean we don’t have time for a caption contest.

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“And?”
“Just adding the beans. Fresh pot will be ready in five.”
Diebold finally works out all the kinks of the electronic voting booth.
it’s friday,and tomorrow is weekend.
good weekend.
Find my contact?
I still believe there must be a simpler way to make toast
[...] Willisms is betting on the bulls. Gone Rick has Democratic bull. Bagel Blogger has international bull. Rodney has Congressional bull. Wizbang has the running of the man. Cowboy Blog has Girlie Bull. Brainfuel has the running of the machine. [...]
The machine rattles for a while. Doc holds a plate next to a tube where something is going to shoot out of the machine. A small, brownish solid similar to ice comes out. Doc dumps it into a long beaker of cooled tea. He rattles it and offers it to Marty.
Doc: “Iced tea?”
Marty: “No, thanks.”
Doc takes a swig. Marty looks incredulously at the
giant machine. It’s a refrigerator!
(http://www.scifiscripts.com/scripts/backtothefuture3.txt)
Once Andy and Barney kicked down the warehouse door, it become very clear to them that Earnest T. Bass was making something more than moonshine.
“What? No! Not on the turbines! I told you you shouldn’t have had that Chinese food for lunch!”
“Davis! What are you thinking? Don’t put your coffee cup there!”
The very first automated milking machine, pictured here, was, not unsurprisingly, unpopular with the cows.
“Inside the human eyeball.”
“Oooooh, look at me, I’m Vitec I’ve got a big ol piece of machinery that I built. I’m so important, all the bosses love me, everybody comes over to see just how big it is, blah blah blah.”
“And that, good sir, is how the cream filling gets into a Twinkie.”
“Oh….”
This machine will self-destruct in twenty-four hours.
Weren’t you here when I told everybody yesterday?
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“This machine virtually eliminates all human waste by sending it to another place and time.”
“Where does it send it?”
“I’m not sure, either outer space, or Newark, New Jersey, 1957.”
“OK, just stand on the trapdoor on top, I’m ready to process my first batch of Soylent Green.”
Ist dat not unt Glockenspiel ? yaa..yaaa ….,yaaa,yaaaaaaaaaa!
“We’re getting the Chilean Sea Bass-O-Matic ready for Al Gore, he wants to give it away as a wedding gift.”
Moments later, Bob fell into the lens grinding machine…and made a spectacle of himself.
I have withdrawn my post due to the fact that it was in such poor taste.
Good Job Nils..WTG – Wlliot
Opps
Good Job Nils …WTG – Elliot
No this is not the stargate.
Polyp removal made easy.
RIGHT THERE . RIGHT THERE . Now keep rubbing till you hear room room room .