Caption Contest Fridays #134

Posted by Chris Tingom on July 20, 2007 at 12:15 am.

It’s Friday! This week just blew past! We’ve been super busy this week, but that doesn’t mean we don’t have time for a caption contest.


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  • Comment posted by Nils on July 20, 2007 at 2:03 am
    Rating: +10 votes
      
  • “And?”
    “Just adding the beans. Fresh pot will be ready in five.”

  • Comment posted by rodney dill on July 20, 2007 at 3:09 am
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  • Diebold finally works out all the kinks of the electronic voting booth.

  • Comment posted by floorplanner on July 20, 2007 at 4:52 am
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  • it’s friday,and tomorrow is weekend.
    good weekend.

  • Comment posted by elliot on July 20, 2007 at 5:02 am
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  • Find my contact?

  • Comment posted by Hans on July 20, 2007 at 5:10 am
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  • I still believe there must be a simpler way to make toast

  • Pingback posted by Running of the Bulls Caption Contest » Right Pundits on July 20, 2007 at 7:52 am
    Rating: -3 votes
      
  • [...] Willisms is betting on the bulls. Gone Rick has Democratic bull. Bagel Blogger has international bull. Rodney has Congressional bull. Wizbang has the running of the man. Cowboy Blog has Girlie Bull. Brainfuel has the running of the machine. [...]

  • Comment posted by angie jantz on July 20, 2007 at 8:01 am
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  • The machine rattles for a while. Doc holds a plate next to a tube where something is going to shoot out of the machine. A small, brownish solid similar to ice comes out. Doc dumps it into a long beaker of cooled tea. He rattles it and offers it to Marty.

    Doc: “Iced tea?”

    Marty: “No, thanks.”

    Doc takes a swig. Marty looks incredulously at the
    giant machine. It’s a refrigerator!

    (http://www.scifiscripts.com/scripts/backtothefuture3.txt)

  • Comment posted by Andrew Smith on July 20, 2007 at 10:33 am
    Rating: +1 votes
      
  • Once Andy and Barney kicked down the warehouse door, it become very clear to them that Earnest T. Bass was making something more than moonshine.

  • Comment posted by Andrew Smith on July 20, 2007 at 10:38 am
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  • “What? No! Not on the turbines! I told you you shouldn’t have had that Chinese food for lunch!”

  • Comment posted by Andrew Smith on July 20, 2007 at 10:48 am
    Rating: +2 votes
      
  • “Davis! What are you thinking? Don’t put your coffee cup there!”

  • Comment posted by Andrew Smith on July 20, 2007 at 12:59 pm
    Rating: +3 votes
      
  • The very first automated milking machine, pictured here, was, not unsurprisingly, unpopular with the cows.

  • Comment posted by Chris Tingom on July 20, 2007 at 1:26 pm
    Rating: +1 votes
      
  • “Inside the human eyeball.”

  • Comment posted by Mark Jones on July 20, 2007 at 3:05 pm
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  • “Oooooh, look at me, I’m Vitec I’ve got a big ol piece of machinery that I built. I’m so important, all the bosses love me, everybody comes over to see just how big it is, blah blah blah.”

  • Comment posted by JoeDrinker on July 20, 2007 at 4:02 pm
    Rating: +1 votes
      
  • “And that, good sir, is how the cream filling gets into a Twinkie.”

    “Oh….”

  • Comment posted by elliot on July 20, 2007 at 4:19 pm
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  • This machine will self-destruct in twenty-four hours.
    Weren’t you here when I told everybody yesterday?

  • Comment posted by rodney dill on July 21, 2007 at 12:54 pm
    Rating: +2 votes
      
  • “This machine virtually eliminates all human waste by sending it to another place and time.”
    “Where does it send it?”
    “I’m not sure, either outer space, or Newark, New Jersey, 1957.”

  • Comment posted by rodney dill on July 21, 2007 at 12:55 pm
    Rating: +4 votes
      
  • “OK, just stand on the trapdoor on top, I’m ready to process my first batch of Soylent Green.”

  • Comment posted by Bob T, on July 21, 2007 at 7:18 pm
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  • Ist dat not unt Glockenspiel ? yaa..yaaa ….,yaaa,yaaaaaaaaaa!

  • Comment posted by rodney dill on July 22, 2007 at 6:06 am
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  • “We’re getting the Chilean Sea Bass-O-Matic ready for Al Gore, he wants to give it away as a wedding gift.”

  • Comment posted by elliot on July 22, 2007 at 9:00 am
    Rating: +1 votes
      
  • Moments later, Bob fell into the lens grinding machine…and made a spectacle of himself.

  • Comment posted by Richard Chapman on July 22, 2007 at 9:16 am
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  • I have withdrawn my post due to the fact that it was in such poor taste.

  • Comment posted by elliot on July 23, 2007 at 4:13 am
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  • Good Job Nils..WTG – Wlliot

  • Comment posted by elliot on July 23, 2007 at 4:14 am
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  • Opps
    Good Job Nils …WTG – Elliot

  • Comment posted by Bob T, on July 24, 2007 at 3:12 pm
    Rating: +1 votes
      
  • No this is not the stargate.

  • Comment posted by H. Roark on July 26, 2007 at 2:44 pm
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  • Polyp removal made easy.

  • Comment posted by Dennis Lopez on August 13, 2007 at 4:02 am
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  • RIGHT THERE . RIGHT THERE . Now keep rubbing till you hear room room room .

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