Caption Contest Fridays #127
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All this, and I can’t borrow 75 cents for the candy machine in the hallway?
Him: “One million, six hundred thirty three thousand, seven hundred forty four dollars and thirt……”
Her: “Oh look at the time it’s almost one!”
Him: “Huh?! …One, Two, Three.”
Dejected after reading the news of the big failure of the Silver Surfer quarter dollar campaign, a worried John and Sarah ponder what they will do with one million Puss-n-Boots silver dollars.
Why can’t you use a bank like normal people?
“Wait, does that say ‘Mississippy’?! Shit.”
Her: “Wow, we’re rich.”
Him: “Yeah, but… why the rubber gloves and lab coat?”
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Parece até aquelas histórias de ilha do tesouro. Mergulhadores e caçadores de tesouro encontraram 500 milhões de dólares em moedas de ouro, prata e possivelmente jóias num naufrágio do século XVII, ao sudoeste da costa da Inglaterra. Como o naufrágio está localizado fora da área de jurisdição de qualquer país, ele é de quem achou. O dono da expedição está rindo atôa. http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/18736741/ Veja a notícia
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“Ya got it now? So that’s one bucket,and one bucket of new silver dollars ONLY per entrant as they cross the border or fill out an official, ‘Documente y Denaro de la Sustenance’ form AND they promise not to break anymore laws.”
El Presidente Bushes dream goes into affect.
You see, this one just says 1932. It’s the one that says 1919 ‘S’, that we’re looking for. Ok? I’ll be back in a few hours to see how you’re coming along.
“Yeah, put it all on ‘Broken Old Nag’ to win!”
Penn and Teller plan their next big trick: “Find the Bucket ‘O Cash”
“Now, before she rolls around naked in it,every coin must be polished according to Ms. Winfreys specifications…”
“No Marla it’s 1909 S VDB, not BVD, and you’re not getting in mine, thought the latex gloves are a nice touch.”
“She insists on buying her stuff with these old Kennedy halves.I swear,a ‘coke head’ is a ‘coke head’, and Miss Lohan is no different.”
“Yep another one where George Washington looks just like Rosie O’Donnell. We’ll havta recall the whole batch.”
A lot of people refer to him as the Scrooge McDuck of the human realm. But the McDuck fortune was made of gold and housed in a safe the size of a large building where he would swim in them. Geoffrey’s are silver coins kept in buckets and he wouldn’t dare swim in them since the sheer mass of coins would crush you quite quickly. You can see the differences are quite clear.
“Okay, let’s just act like we’re looking at these things and maybe no one will notice that neither of us have our pants on.”
Pullin Lost and Found duty at Ft. Knox was usually a real drag but Betty and Jim just loved latex.
“Hey look, it’s a silver dollar!”
Latex Gloves: .16cents each
Two Actors, one in gloves, other middle-aged man: About $2,000 a day.
Acquisition of 400 buckets of silver-dollars: $500,000,000.00
Going into outer-town banks with bags of 100,000 silver dollars, asking them “Can you convert this to poker chips?” or “I raided my wife’s drawers. Can you bank this for me?” : Priceless.