Caption Contest Fridays #119

Posted by Chris Tingom on April 6, 2007 at 12:15 am.

It’s Friday! Here’s a photo for this week’s caption contest. Your job is to come up with a funny caption (post it in the comments).

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  • Comment posted by refresh on April 6, 2007 at 12:22 am
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  • lonelygurl4982′s Guide to Getting Yourself on YouTube

  • Comment posted by Cawlin on April 6, 2007 at 12:58 am
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  • Sony releases new eye toy for Playstation 3, decides to beef it up to match the size and power intake of their new system.

  • Comment posted by TOMAS on April 6, 2007 at 1:58 am
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  • The first facial tanning bed based on microwave technology is about to go terribly wrong…

  • Comment posted by elliot on April 6, 2007 at 4:55 am
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  • Before they developed the EPT (Early Pregnancy Test)of today, this prototype proved too cumbersome for home use.

  • Comment posted by elliot on April 6, 2007 at 4:57 am
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  • Newest Technology: Dry cleaning while you wait……..

  • Comment posted by Rodney Dill on April 6, 2007 at 6:09 am
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  • Momma was an engineer.

  • Comment posted by Rodney Dill on April 6, 2007 at 6:13 am
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  • “No Earl, the machines hardly affected ya ‘tall.”

  • Comment posted by Chris Tingom on April 6, 2007 at 6:28 am
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  • “I am your mother.”

  • Comment posted by Chris Tingom on April 6, 2007 at 6:31 am
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  • “Early prototype of the BriteSmile Teeth Whitening System”

  • Comment posted by Mark on April 6, 2007 at 7:28 am
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  • Coming up next on ‘Behind the Success of the Enterprise’, Adobe reaches new heights when their cut and paste system makes getting a high level of radiation seem like a pleasent experience.

  • Comment posted by Mark on April 6, 2007 at 8:12 am
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  • But sir, the XJS5000 says there’s nothing wrong with her.

    Damn what that blasted machine says. I can plainly see her body posture is dangerously out of alignment!

  • Comment posted by Ruth on April 6, 2007 at 8:35 am
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  • Without a hitch, the table disappeared out from under the inventer’s daughter. She always volunteered even though his gadgets were a bit hinky. Last time her hair fell out and grew an extra toe.

  • Comment posted by Ruth on April 6, 2007 at 8:56 am
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  • The advertising campaine was going great!!!No one knew that the cold cream ads were a fake. The actress was lying down the whole time the pictures were taken so her skin was flawless.

  • Comment posted by Austin on April 6, 2007 at 8:58 am
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  • Evil Genii test out their latest evil prototype on their wives.

    In this early prototype of a giant magnifying glass designed to reflect the sun into a heated laser, the straps are missing giving ample room for comfort, however, an unappreciated and oft exploited luxury by Her Majesty’s Secret Service.

  • Comment posted by Mike DeHart on April 6, 2007 at 9:46 am
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  • Here we can see Microsoft prototyping their response the iPhone. Codename: TeleZune Panorama Extra Professional Send and Receive Phone Edition 2.0

  • Comment posted by Brian Sheahan on April 6, 2007 at 10:17 am
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  • That’s one big makeup mirror.

  • Comment posted by Mark on April 6, 2007 at 10:34 am
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  • Hey, this magnifying device reminded me of something.

    What?

    Whatever happened to Emmanuel Lewis?

    Why, I think I saw hm taking some publicity photos with David Hasselhoff just last weekend

    No, I believe that was Gary Coleman, not Emmanuel Lewis

    Oh. I don’t know then.

    Huh. Hope he’s ok.

    Yeh, me too.

  • Comment posted by Rodney Dill on April 6, 2007 at 10:53 am
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  • Lucy calmed down once she realized the aliens only wanted to perform an annual probe.

  • Comment posted by Mark on April 6, 2007 at 11:51 am
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  • Sally, the slightly less orange oopaloompa, filed a grievance shortly after Mr. Wonka rejected her proposal for Wonka Vision. She figured it was denied because of her pale skin and the fact she was the only female oompaloompa.

  • Comment posted by Kent on April 6, 2007 at 12:17 pm
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  • “Mirror, mirror, on the ceiling, who’s the girl that’s most appealing?”

  • Comment posted by Mark on April 6, 2007 at 12:38 pm
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  • I’m glad you came to see me to get this off your chest. Come back and see me later — next patient please ! Send in another victim of inustrial disease!

  • Comment posted by Ward Andrews on April 6, 2007 at 1:56 pm
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  • A victim of bad SEO practices.

  • Comment posted by Richard on April 6, 2007 at 5:58 pm
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  • The last shot of Suzy before a loud crash indicated that something had gone horribly wrong with the new facial mirror designed by Krupp.

  • Comment posted by Chris Tingom on April 6, 2007 at 6:13 pm
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  • “A popular camera position for news anchorwoman Mary Ann Roberts during marathon 40 hour broadcasting sessions.”

  • Comment posted by Chris Tingom on April 6, 2007 at 6:14 pm
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  • “Pelosi before the accident.”

  • Comment posted by Chris Tingom on April 6, 2007 at 6:15 pm
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  • “When the dentist said that they needed to take X-rays, Wanda became concerned.”

  • Comment posted by Chris Tingom on April 6, 2007 at 6:16 pm
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  • “Another one of those accidents the government hides.”

  • Comment posted by Chris Tingom on April 6, 2007 at 6:17 pm
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  • “Early ‘Transporter’ concept used before Captain Kirk’s time.”

  • Comment posted by Chris Tingom on April 6, 2007 at 6:19 pm
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  • “The last known photo of Marilyn Douglass before she mysteriously vanished and disappeared during experiments in the department of redundancy department.”

  • Comment posted by Chris Tingom on April 6, 2007 at 6:20 pm
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  • “The lower Manhattan project gone awry.”

  • Comment posted by simple okie on April 7, 2007 at 4:08 pm
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  • And just like that Mrs Clinton was transformed into Betty Crocker.

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