Caption Contest Fridays #119

32 Comments By Chris Tingom on April 6, 2007

It’s Friday! Here’s a photo for this week’s caption contest. Your job is to come up with a funny caption (post it in the comments).

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  • Comment posted by refresh
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  • lonelygurl4982’s Guide to Getting Yourself on YouTube

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  • Sony releases new eye toy for Playstation 3, decides to beef it up to match the size and power intake of their new system.

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  • The first facial tanning bed based on microwave technology is about to go terribly wrong…

The previous Comment was posted on April 6, 2007 at 1:58 am

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  • Before they developed the EPT (Early Pregnancy Test)of today, this prototype proved too cumbersome for home use.

The previous Comment was posted on April 6, 2007 at 4:55 am

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  • Newest Technology: Dry cleaning while you wait……..

The previous Comment was posted on April 6, 2007 at 4:57 am

  • Comment posted by Rodney Dill
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  • Momma was an engineer.

The previous Comment was posted on April 6, 2007 at 6:09 am

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  • “No Earl, the machines hardly affected ya ‘tall.”

The previous Comment was posted on April 6, 2007 at 6:13 am

  • Comment posted by Chris Tingom
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  • “I am your mother.”

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  • “Early prototype of the BriteSmile Teeth Whitening System”

The previous Comment was posted on April 6, 2007 at 6:31 am

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  • Coming up next on ‘Behind the Success of the Enterprise’, Adobe reaches new heights when their cut and paste system makes getting a high level of radiation seem like a pleasent experience.

The previous Comment was posted on April 6, 2007 at 7:28 am

  • Comment posted by Mark
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  • But sir, the XJS5000 says there’s nothing wrong with her.

    Damn what that blasted machine says. I can plainly see her body posture is dangerously out of alignment!

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  • Without a hitch, the table disappeared out from under the inventer’s daughter. She always volunteered even though his gadgets were a bit hinky. Last time her hair fell out and grew an extra toe.

The previous Comment was posted on April 6, 2007 at 8:35 am

  • Comment posted by Ruth
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  • The advertising campaine was going great!!!No one knew that the cold cream ads were a fake. The actress was lying down the whole time the pictures were taken so her skin was flawless.

The previous Comment was posted on April 6, 2007 at 8:56 am

  • Comment posted by Austin
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  • Evil Genii test out their latest evil prototype on their wives.

    In this early prototype of a giant magnifying glass designed to reflect the sun into a heated laser, the straps are missing giving ample room for comfort, however, an unappreciated and oft exploited luxury by Her Majesty’s Secret Service.

The previous Comment was posted on April 6, 2007 at 8:58 am

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  • Here we can see Microsoft prototyping their response the iPhone. Codename: TeleZune Panorama Extra Professional Send and Receive Phone Edition 2.0

The previous Comment was posted on April 6, 2007 at 9:46 am

  • Comment posted by Brian Sheahan
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  • That’s one big makeup mirror.

The previous Comment was posted on April 6, 2007 at 10:17 am

  • Comment posted by Mark
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  • Hey, this magnifying device reminded me of something.

    What?

    Whatever happened to Emmanuel Lewis?

    Why, I think I saw hm taking some publicity photos with David Hasselhoff just last weekend

    No, I believe that was Gary Coleman, not Emmanuel Lewis

    Oh. I don’t know then.

    Huh. Hope he’s ok.

    Yeh, me too.

The previous Comment was posted on April 6, 2007 at 10:34 am

  • Comment posted by Rodney Dill
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  • Lucy calmed down once she realized the aliens only wanted to perform an annual probe.

The previous Comment was posted on April 6, 2007 at 10:53 am

  • Comment posted by Mark
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  • Sally, the slightly less orange oopaloompa, filed a grievance shortly after Mr. Wonka rejected her proposal for Wonka Vision. She figured it was denied because of her pale skin and the fact she was the only female oompaloompa.

The previous Comment was posted on April 6, 2007 at 11:51 am

  • Comment posted by Kent
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  • “Mirror, mirror, on the ceiling, who’s the girl that’s most appealing?”

The previous Comment was posted on April 6, 2007 at 12:17 pm

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  • I’m glad you came to see me to get this off your chest. Come back and see me later — next patient please ! Send in another victim of inustrial disease!

The previous Comment was posted on April 6, 2007 at 12:38 pm

  • Comment posted by Ward Andrews
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  • A victim of bad SEO practices.

The previous Comment was posted on April 6, 2007 at 1:56 pm

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  • The last shot of Suzy before a loud crash indicated that something had gone horribly wrong with the new facial mirror designed by Krupp.

The previous Comment was posted on April 6, 2007 at 5:58 pm

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  • “A popular camera position for news anchorwoman Mary Ann Roberts during marathon 40 hour broadcasting sessions.”

The previous Comment was posted on April 6, 2007 at 6:13 pm

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  • “Pelosi before the accident.”

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  • “When the dentist said that they needed to take X-rays, Wanda became concerned.”

The previous Comment was posted on April 6, 2007 at 6:15 pm

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  • “Another one of those accidents the government hides.”

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  • “Early ‘Transporter’ concept used before Captain Kirk’s time.”

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  • “The last known photo of Marilyn Douglass before she mysteriously vanished and disappeared during experiments in the department of redundancy department.”

The previous Comment was posted on April 6, 2007 at 6:19 pm

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  • “The lower Manhattan project gone awry.”

The previous Comment was posted on April 6, 2007 at 6:20 pm

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  • And just like that Mrs Clinton was transformed into Betty Crocker.

The previous Comment was posted on April 7, 2007 at 4:08 pm

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