Caption Contest Fridays #110
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Staff at Brainfuel balancing the books?
I couldn’t resist.
“But.. but… They’re really magic beans!”
Ladies, I see what the problem is, you guys have been taking Testosterone not Estrogen pills
Everyone loaded up their beards with strawberry preserves for what would be the last time. None of them could anticipate the deadly chaos that was to come when they tried to cross the border. For the clean-shaven families left behind, this is the harsh reality of the life of a jam smuggler.
“Every carnival needs the bean counting booth,” was the primary ideal behind venture capitalists “Brother’s Alanzo Garbonzos.” Starting with just the four Alanzo bothers in 1994 in their mother’s kitchen, by cornering the market, they have now expanded to three full sized warehouses with more than 300 employees strategically positioned throughout the midwest.
A sneak peak at a day in the life of the Nuts and Grains Club. (Results published in a medical journal after the members die of artery disease from all the burgers and brats they eat before and after the weekly meetings.)
Caption Contest – Super Bowl Belly…
Here comes the Super Bowl, but what’s this girl up to? Oh that’s ‘Die hard’ Chicago Bears football fan Jennifer Gordon, who offered to rent her nearly nine-months pregnant belly space for two tickets to Super Bowl XLI.
Gordon…
“Take note gentlemen. The perfect cup of coffee requires exactly 50 beans.”
“The Jones brothers, an unfortunate example of cloning tests in the 1960s.”
“Oh, get off it, Henry!”
“No. I won’t say anything until that man sitting across from me apologizes.”
Let’s summarize, Frank take notes, an Apple a day keeps the doctor away, Coffee – cream & sugar keeps the doctor away, Gingsing Extract keeps the doctor away, Eye of Newt pills keeps the doctor way, Skunk Oil tablets keeps the doctor away, Dried Varnish capsuals keeps the doctor away and a bag of Cherrios keeps the doctor away, let’s see what Exlax and Chilli powder can do…
“The Bosch uber-mixer used to fit on the counter, but after the Bean Containment Obsession of 1987, we had it moved to it’s own counter-side pedestal.”
While it’s to late for Steve, Gary and I, you might be in luck Jerry… this could finally be the mix that cures male pattern baldness!
Second guy from right:
Matt Lauer goes incognito on his “break” from morning news.
Guy on right:
“Don’t eat these beans man, they will make your forehead a fivehead!”
Due the “Child of the Child of the Depression Syndrome” Frank, Lou, Whitney, and Floyd finally became winners at the Chicago Chocolate Raisinet sampling contest.
“Okay guys, if we just put our heads together, I’m sure we can come up with a caption for this one.”
Can I bet my libido?
No, Carl, you lost that long ago.
We’re not even playing cards!
If I have to live here one more day with you guys, I think I’m really going to kill myself, but not before I take all of you down first.
“Hey, wait a minute, you sold me has-beans.”
The Kucinich 2008 Brain trust meets to hold their kick-off caucus.
No matter how times they rechecked the numbers, the scientists knew their global warming theory didn’t add up to a hill of beans.
Sam: Bob, Frank here has eaten 250 beans. How many times has he tooted?
Bob: Only 12 times.
Sam: Busted! There goes the ‘Beans! Beans! The more you eat the more you toot’ saying.
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