Comments on: Caption Contest Fridays #105

By: Shalev

Shalev — Wed, 03 Jan 2007 13:35:54 +0000

The Imperial Deathstar is heavily armed, attack will not be easy.

By: elliot

elliot — Mon, 01 Jan 2007 17:36:58 +0000

I hate this laundramat, how long before they get a second machine?

By: elliot

elliot — Mon, 01 Jan 2007 11:45:55 +0000

Thanks Chris

By: timturk

timturk — Mon, 01 Jan 2007 09:33:02 +0000

In spite of the exhibit, no one still seemed to get the meaning or remember the words of “Auld Lang Syne”.

By: Chris Tingom

Chris Tingom — Mon, 01 Jan 2007 00:12:53 +0000

Happy New Year Elliot! I liked your spectacle caption you left yesterday.

By: elliot

elliot — Sun, 31 Dec 2006 23:39:49 +0000

Wishing everyone a Happy New Year – Elliot

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Sun, 31 Dec 2006 17:59:13 +0000

I bet someone will win the jack-pot!

By: Ara Pehlivanian

Ara Pehlivanian — Sat, 30 Dec 2006 14:20:14 +0000

The birth and death of the Flea Circus Olympics.

By: elliot

elliot — Sat, 30 Dec 2006 13:07:58 +0000

They couldn’t believe it, Johnny had just fallen into the new lens polishing machine and made a specticle of himself.

By: Removed

Removed — Fri, 29 Dec 2006 18:37:51 +0000

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By: Kent

Kent — Fri, 29 Dec 2006 18:00:30 +0000

“Why doesn’t he put his arm around me?” Betty wondered anxiously.

By: Kent

Kent — Fri, 29 Dec 2006 17:56:31 +0000

Who’s up for tepanyaki?

By: Kent

Kent — Fri, 29 Dec 2006 17:54:24 +0000

This year at the spun sugar convention, Bob’s giant cotton candy machine was a huge success.

By: Andrew Smith

Andrew Smith — Fri, 29 Dec 2006 17:19:38 +0000

Gladys carefully hid herself in the back of the room, and concealed her features with her best white hat. This would be the day she got her revenge. She drew her revolver slowly, and…

By: Andrew Smith

Andrew Smith — Fri, 29 Dec 2006 17:12:11 +0000

June 11, 2012—the Earth’s population of stock brokers and toaster repairmen are corralled inside a rocket ship and sent to Mars.

By: Andrew Smith

Andrew Smith — Fri, 29 Dec 2006 17:09:00 +0000

Despite the audience’s initially surprised and enthralled response to the invention, Dr. Kimberly’s new type of “electric” lighting turned out to be a candle concealed inside an aluminum housing. “I’ve simply run out of ideas,” said Dr. Kimberly, and promptly resigned from his field of science to pursue a career in “Xtreme Gardening”.

By: Andrew Smith

Andrew Smith — Fri, 29 Dec 2006 17:05:45 +0000

December 3rd, 1952. The world’s greatest scientific minds gather together to solve one of life’s most perplexing mysteries—how many blonds does it take to change a lightbulb?

By: Andrew Smith

Andrew Smith — Fri, 29 Dec 2006 17:04:06 +0000

Mr. Ikea unveils his latest lamp design.

By: Andrew Smith

Andrew Smith — Fri, 29 Dec 2006 17:03:35 +0000

The museum tour culminated in the display of an alien flying saucer, which the tour guide claimed was found last week in the state forest. However, Jimmy (second from right) instantly recognized it as his run-away science fair project, and demanded the museum hand it back over to him,

By: Andrew Smith

Andrew Smith — Fri, 29 Dec 2006 16:58:24 +0000

Roulette – now on ESPN!

By: elliot

elliot — Fri, 29 Dec 2006 16:25:34 +0000

Circa 1960: Scientists invent the time video screen able to see into the future. Looking at Britney’s crotch shot(46 years into the future)they just stood there in amazement.

By: Chris Tingom

Chris Tingom — Fri, 29 Dec 2006 16:11:29 +0000

“The group waited fervently for the light to move again but it remained motionless for several hours. Ann finally admitted that ghosts must not exist as they had thought.”

By: Brian Sheahan

Brian Sheahan — Fri, 29 Dec 2006 16:08:42 +0000

With the growth of the popularity of World War II, congress’ decision to make the War Room a public even has stirred some mixed emotions: Jane (2nd from left) strategically ponders what it might be like to invade China in a post-WWII world with our limited resources while her friend Gwen to her left muses on nuking all them “commie sons-a-guns.” Little Jack (1st from right) is just positive that those are his toy soldiers and brought his drunk older brother, Drew, to get them back!

By: Chris Tingom

Chris Tingom — Fri, 29 Dec 2006 16:00:01 +0000

“Ann had never been to a flea circus before, and it quite startled her. She had been a fan of chocolate covered crickets for several years and secretly pondered what chocolate covered flea’s would taste like.”

By: elliot

elliot — Fri, 29 Dec 2006 14:48:10 +0000

Correction: Everyone watched in awe as they lowered the hat on the tin man.

By: elliot

elliot — Fri, 29 Dec 2006 13:16:42 +0000

Drew Cary (second from right) on his high school field trip at the Franklin Institute.

By: elliot

elliot — Fri, 29 Dec 2006 13:13:30 +0000

Everyone watched is awe as they lowered the hat onto the tin man.

By: Chris Tingom

Chris Tingom — Fri, 29 Dec 2006 07:29:51 +0000

“IN THE OPERATING ROOM” was not a big success at the circus”