Caption Contest Fridays #105

Posted by Chris Tingom on December 29, 2006 at 12:15 am.

It’s Friday! And also the last Friday of the year. Let’s take it out with a bang with a good caption contest. Happy New Year everybody!


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  • Comment posted by Chris Tingom on December 29, 2006 at 12:29 am
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  • “IN THE OPERATING ROOM” was not a big success at the circus”

  • Comment posted by elliot on December 29, 2006 at 6:13 am
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  • Everyone watched is awe as they lowered the hat onto the tin man.

  • Comment posted by elliot on December 29, 2006 at 6:16 am
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  • Drew Cary (second from right) on his high school field trip at the Franklin Institute.

  • Comment posted by elliot on December 29, 2006 at 7:48 am
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  • Correction: Everyone watched in awe as they lowered the hat on the tin man.

  • Comment posted by Chris Tingom on December 29, 2006 at 9:00 am
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  • “Ann had never been to a flea circus before, and it quite startled her. She had been a fan of chocolate covered crickets for several years and secretly pondered what chocolate covered flea’s would taste like.”

  • Comment posted by Brian Sheahan on December 29, 2006 at 9:08 am
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  • With the growth of the popularity of World War II, congress’ decision to make the War Room a public even has stirred some mixed emotions: Jane (2nd from left) strategically ponders what it might be like to invade China in a post-WWII world with our limited resources while her friend Gwen to her left muses on nuking all them “commie sons-a-guns.” Little Jack (1st from right) is just positive that those are his toy soldiers and brought his drunk older brother, Drew, to get them back!

  • Comment posted by Chris Tingom on December 29, 2006 at 9:11 am
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  • “The group waited fervently for the light to move again but it remained motionless for several hours. Ann finally admitted that ghosts must not exist as they had thought.”

  • Comment posted by elliot on December 29, 2006 at 9:25 am
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  • Circa 1960: Scientists invent the time video screen able to see into the future. Looking at Britney’s crotch shot(46 years into the future)they just stood there in amazement.

  • Comment posted by Andrew Smith on December 29, 2006 at 9:58 am
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  • Roulette – now on ESPN!

  • Comment posted by Andrew Smith on December 29, 2006 at 10:03 am
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  • The museum tour culminated in the display of an alien flying saucer, which the tour guide claimed was found last week in the state forest. However, Jimmy (second from right) instantly recognized it as his run-away science fair project, and demanded the museum hand it back over to him,

  • Comment posted by Andrew Smith on December 29, 2006 at 10:04 am
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  • Mr. Ikea unveils his latest lamp design.

  • Comment posted by Andrew Smith on December 29, 2006 at 10:05 am
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  • December 3rd, 1952. The world’s greatest scientific minds gather together to solve one of life’s most perplexing mysteries—how many blonds does it take to change a lightbulb?

  • Comment posted by Andrew Smith on December 29, 2006 at 10:09 am
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  • Despite the audience’s initially surprised and enthralled response to the invention, Dr. Kimberly’s new type of “electric” lighting turned out to be a candle concealed inside an aluminum housing. “I’ve simply run out of ideas,” said Dr. Kimberly, and promptly resigned from his field of science to pursue a career in “Xtreme Gardening”.

  • Comment posted by Andrew Smith on December 29, 2006 at 10:12 am
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  • June 11, 2012—the Earth’s population of stock brokers and toaster repairmen are corralled inside a rocket ship and sent to Mars.

  • Comment posted by Andrew Smith on December 29, 2006 at 10:19 am
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  • Gladys carefully hid herself in the back of the room, and concealed her features with her best white hat. This would be the day she got her revenge. She drew her revolver slowly, and…

  • Comment posted by Kent on December 29, 2006 at 10:54 am
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  • This year at the spun sugar convention, Bob’s giant cotton candy machine was a huge success.

  • Comment posted by Kent on December 29, 2006 at 10:56 am
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  • Who’s up for tepanyaki?

  • Comment posted by Kent on December 29, 2006 at 11:00 am
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  • “Why doesn’t he put his arm around me?” Betty wondered anxiously.

  • Comment posted by Removed on December 29, 2006 at 11:37 am
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  • Comment posted by elliot on December 30, 2006 at 6:07 am
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  • They couldn’t believe it, Johnny had just fallen into the new lens polishing machine and made a specticle of himself.

  • Comment posted by Ara Pehlivanian on December 30, 2006 at 7:20 am
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  • The birth and death of the Flea Circus Olympics.

  • Comment posted by Anonymous on December 31, 2006 at 10:59 am
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  • I bet someone will win the jack-pot!

  • Comment posted by elliot on December 31, 2006 at 4:39 pm
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  • Wishing everyone a Happy New Year – Elliot

  • Comment posted by Chris Tingom on December 31, 2006 at 5:12 pm
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  • Happy New Year Elliot! I liked your spectacle caption you left yesterday.

  • Comment posted by timturk on January 1, 2007 at 2:33 am
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  • In spite of the exhibit, no one still seemed to get the meaning or remember the words of “Auld Lang Syne”.

  • Comment posted by elliot on January 1, 2007 at 4:45 am
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  • Thanks Chris :)

  • Comment posted by elliot on January 1, 2007 at 10:36 am
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  • I hate this laundramat, how long before they get a second machine?

  • Comment posted by Shalev on January 3, 2007 at 6:35 am
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  • The Imperial Deathstar is heavily armed, attack will not be easy.

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