Caption Contest Fridays #105

28 Comments By Chris Tingom on December 29, 2006

It’s Friday! And also the last Friday of the year. Let’s take it out with a bang with a good caption contest. Happy New Year everybody!

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  • “IN THE OPERATING ROOM” was not a big success at the circus”

The previous Comment was posted on December 29, 2006 at 12:29 am

  • Comment posted by elliot
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  • Everyone watched is awe as they lowered the hat onto the tin man.

The previous Comment was posted on December 29, 2006 at 6:13 am

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  • Drew Cary (second from right) on his high school field trip at the Franklin Institute.

The previous Comment was posted on December 29, 2006 at 6:16 am

  • Comment posted by elliot
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  • Correction: Everyone watched in awe as they lowered the hat on the tin man.

The previous Comment was posted on December 29, 2006 at 7:48 am

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  • “Ann had never been to a flea circus before, and it quite startled her. She had been a fan of chocolate covered crickets for several years and secretly pondered what chocolate covered flea’s would taste like.”

The previous Comment was posted on December 29, 2006 at 9:00 am

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  • With the growth of the popularity of World War II, congress’ decision to make the War Room a public even has stirred some mixed emotions: Jane (2nd from left) strategically ponders what it might be like to invade China in a post-WWII world with our limited resources while her friend Gwen to her left muses on nuking all them “commie sons-a-guns.” Little Jack (1st from right) is just positive that those are his toy soldiers and brought his drunk older brother, Drew, to get them back!

The previous Comment was posted on December 29, 2006 at 9:08 am

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  • “The group waited fervently for the light to move again but it remained motionless for several hours. Ann finally admitted that ghosts must not exist as they had thought.”

The previous Comment was posted on December 29, 2006 at 9:11 am

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  • Circa 1960: Scientists invent the time video screen able to see into the future. Looking at Britney’s crotch shot(46 years into the future)they just stood there in amazement.

The previous Comment was posted on December 29, 2006 at 9:25 am

  • Comment posted by Andrew Smith
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  • Roulette – now on ESPN!

The previous Comment was posted on December 29, 2006 at 9:58 am

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  • The museum tour culminated in the display of an alien flying saucer, which the tour guide claimed was found last week in the state forest. However, Jimmy (second from right) instantly recognized it as his run-away science fair project, and demanded the museum hand it back over to him,

The previous Comment was posted on December 29, 2006 at 10:03 am

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  • Mr. Ikea unveils his latest lamp design.

The previous Comment was posted on December 29, 2006 at 10:04 am

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  • December 3rd, 1952. The world’s greatest scientific minds gather together to solve one of life’s most perplexing mysteries—how many blonds does it take to change a lightbulb?

The previous Comment was posted on December 29, 2006 at 10:05 am

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  • Despite the audience’s initially surprised and enthralled response to the invention, Dr. Kimberly’s new type of “electric” lighting turned out to be a candle concealed inside an aluminum housing. “I’ve simply run out of ideas,” said Dr. Kimberly, and promptly resigned from his field of science to pursue a career in “Xtreme Gardening”.

The previous Comment was posted on December 29, 2006 at 10:09 am

  • Comment posted by Andrew Smith
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  • June 11, 2012—the Earth’s population of stock brokers and toaster repairmen are corralled inside a rocket ship and sent to Mars.

The previous Comment was posted on December 29, 2006 at 10:12 am

  • Comment posted by Andrew Smith
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  • Gladys carefully hid herself in the back of the room, and concealed her features with her best white hat. This would be the day she got her revenge. She drew her revolver slowly, and…

The previous Comment was posted on December 29, 2006 at 10:19 am

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  • This year at the spun sugar convention, Bob’s giant cotton candy machine was a huge success.

The previous Comment was posted on December 29, 2006 at 10:54 am

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  • Who’s up for tepanyaki?

The previous Comment was posted on December 29, 2006 at 10:56 am

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  • “Why doesn’t he put his arm around me?” Betty wondered anxiously.

The previous Comment was posted on December 29, 2006 at 11:00 am

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The previous Comment was posted on December 29, 2006 at 11:37 am

  • Comment posted by elliot
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  • They couldn’t believe it, Johnny had just fallen into the new lens polishing machine and made a specticle of himself.

The previous Comment was posted on December 30, 2006 at 6:07 am

  • Comment posted by Ara Pehlivanian
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  • The birth and death of the Flea Circus Olympics.

The previous Comment was posted on December 30, 2006 at 7:20 am

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  • I bet someone will win the jack-pot!

The previous Comment was posted on December 31, 2006 at 10:59 am

  • Comment posted by elliot
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  • Wishing everyone a Happy New Year – Elliot

The previous Comment was posted on December 31, 2006 at 4:39 pm

  • Comment posted by Chris Tingom
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  • Happy New Year Elliot! I liked your spectacle caption you left yesterday.

The previous Comment was posted on December 31, 2006 at 5:12 pm

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  • In spite of the exhibit, no one still seemed to get the meaning or remember the words of “Auld Lang Syne”.

The previous Comment was posted on January 1, 2007 at 2:33 am

  • Comment posted by elliot
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  • Thanks Chris :)

The previous Comment was posted on January 1, 2007 at 4:45 am

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  • I hate this laundramat, how long before they get a second machine?

The previous Comment was posted on January 1, 2007 at 10:36 am

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  • The Imperial Deathstar is heavily armed, attack will not be easy.

The previous Comment was posted on January 3, 2007 at 6:35 am

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