Caption Contest Fridays #102
Chris is letting me do the caption contest this week, so here goes! Leave your best caption and be sure to vote on your favorite captions, too!
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Curious Japanese onlooker #1: “Do you think he can defeat MechaGodzilla!?”
Curious Japanese onlooker #2: “Are you being serious? I mean, he’s not even holding the spear the right way!”
For Larry the pest control guy, things began getting out of hand. Should he call for backup or give it one more go?
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After,impalling himself with the spear, Ho realized the only way to defeat the metal monster was to piss on it and make it rust.
Come to Wyoming… the land that time forgot.
“Mr. Incredible faces off against his latest foe, an invention of ‘Incrediboy.’
“The monster only glared but it didn’t move and it didn’t breathe. Thomas was struck by his foes talent and remained motionless as well, only breathing every 3 minutes as he had trained himself to do. It had been 4 hours, and neither Thomas or the monster knew how long the other could go. Just then, Samantha pressed the shutter.”
“Thomas laughed… ‘they called a stuntman for this job? Pffftt!! This is easy!’… Moments later…”
“Thomas could see right through the monsters tactics.”
“The Terminator 4, not starring Arnold Schwarzenegger.”
Having not been able to defeat the monster, Tom brought shame and dishonor to his master and performed an adhoc Samurai suicide by impaling himself with a spear…
At that moment, it was clear to Tom’s Samurai master that he had not been paying attention during the Seppuku and Harakiri lessons…
“The stomach, not the head.” his Samurai master mumbled under his breath.
Master: “This is your final test, Grasshopper”.
Student: “So this is what happens when the Little Giant Handyman Ladder goes bad?”
Master: “Idiot! That is MechaGodzilla!”
Student: “I shall save prove myself to you master! Watch as I disembowel it with my naginata!”
Narrator: “And the two were saved by the timely arrival of Mr. Goodwrench with an electro-magnet”.
“RrrrRoooaaaarrrrRRR!!!”
“And currently first in the awkward spear throwing contest, Jimmy is giving another good showing…”
Slaying an inanimate metal dinosaur – so easy a caveman could do it.
I’ll teach you to eat my swingset!
Microsoft vs. Mozilla
“Is he dead?”
“I don’t know, he looks dead.”
“He’s as white as a ghost.”
If the monster had managed to get an invisibility spell that worked on bone as well as flesh, he would have gotten a lot further.
Thomas did his best to fend off the beast as he grabbed the sword and gave it a huge yank in an effort to pull it out of his skull.
The beast is caught off-guard and is all a gasp as he watches Thomas unbelievably push the sword through his own skull.
LOL
Wasting his time with a spear, a 7/16 socket should take him down.
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