Caption Contest Friday’s #5
Back by popular demand we present the now official Caption Contest Friday! Only at BrainFuel where we continue to bring you pathetic content way too often.
Use your imagination and come up with a caption to go along with this great photo. Post your caption in the comments:

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“New and improved! Extreme Paintballing! See your recruiter today!”
“Bob, a tactical operative, was haunted by his amazing ability to forget almost anything. So when his wife’s birthday rolled around, he did the thing anyone would do. He tied a string to his finger. This method only had a 50% chance of working however, because he promptly forgot *why* he tied the string there. In the end, it didn’t even matter, since he rappelled into a spiders nest of drug lords and was promptly capped.”
“John Marquez only had one arm due to an unfortunate accident involving a popsicle and a fire extinguisher. After the accident, the only job he could find was at the local button factory. Sadly, he turned to a life of crime instead.”
The photo that was snapped approximately 2 seconds afterwards
“Identical twins Lefty and Righty decide to rob a poor tourist blind.”
“Oh, sorry….wrong window.”
“Did you know you could be saving 10% on your car insurance?”
“..and in a new study, the sale of generic yellow work gloves has increased this quarter due to an influx of urban guerilla terrorists”
“Hey Lenny, I just remembered. I think we forgot the bullets.”
“Put down the candy and nobody gets hurt!!!!!”
“Walter, check the address again. This can’t be right. This is 2250 North Main St… I thought the coupon said 2205!!!”
“Put the camera down and nobody gets hurt!”
“All your bases are belong to us!”
Sorry, somebody had to say it…
“In an attempt to make things more entertaining, the management of the construction group decided to make camoflauge outfits, rappelling harnesses and masks mandatory attire. It was Bob who first brought his dart gun to work—and that’s what started all of it.” (Okay, this one doesn’t make any sense!)
“It didn’t have to come to this Mr. Jobs, but I refuse to wait a month for a goddamned iPod Shuffle!”
Turn down your stereo. NOW!
“We’re the new window washers… and this week, I, Francoise, am having a special on laser eye surgery…blink twice if you want it!”
“We’re the new window washers… and this week, I, Francoise, am having a special on laser eye surgery…blink twice if you want it!”
“Alright puppy, time to go back to the pound”
“Trick or treat.”
DIRKA!!! DIRKA!!! DIRKA!!!
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