Caption Contest Friday’s #5

Posted by Chris Tingom on January 28, 2005 at 2:33 am.

Back by popular demand we present the now official Caption Contest Friday! Only at BrainFuel where we continue to bring you pathetic content way too often.

Use your imagination and come up with a caption to go along with this great photo. Post your caption in the comments:


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  • Comment posted by Tommy on January 28, 2005 at 6:55 am
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  • “New and improved! Extreme Paintballing! See your recruiter today!”

  • Comment posted by Tommy on January 28, 2005 at 7:07 am
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  • “Bob, a tactical operative, was haunted by his amazing ability to forget almost anything. So when his wife’s birthday rolled around, he did the thing anyone would do. He tied a string to his finger. This method only had a 50% chance of working however, because he promptly forgot *why* he tied the string there. In the end, it didn’t even matter, since he rappelled into a spiders nest of drug lords and was promptly capped.”

  • Comment posted by Tommy on January 28, 2005 at 7:13 am
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  • “John Marquez only had one arm due to an unfortunate accident involving a popsicle and a fire extinguisher. After the accident, the only job he could find was at the local button factory. Sadly, he turned to a life of crime instead.”

  • Comment posted by Chris on January 28, 2005 at 9:51 am
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  • “Identical twins Lefty and Righty decide to rob a poor tourist blind.”

  • Comment posted by Don on January 28, 2005 at 10:54 am
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  • “Oh, sorry….wrong window.”

  • Comment posted by Don on January 28, 2005 at 10:54 am
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  • “Did you know you could be saving 10% on your car insurance?”

  • Comment posted by Jeff on January 28, 2005 at 11:09 am
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  • “..and in a new study, the sale of generic yellow work gloves has increased this quarter due to an influx of urban guerilla terrorists”

  • Comment posted by Andrew on January 28, 2005 at 12:49 pm
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  • “Hey Lenny, I just remembered. I think we forgot the bullets.”

  • Comment posted by Chris on January 28, 2005 at 4:55 pm
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  • “Put down the candy and nobody gets hurt!!!!!”

  • Comment posted by Chris on January 28, 2005 at 10:24 pm
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  • “Walter, check the address again. This can’t be right. This is 2250 North Main St… I thought the coupon said 2205!!!”

  • Comment posted by Chris on January 28, 2005 at 10:24 pm
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  • “Put the camera down and nobody gets hurt!”

  • Comment posted by db smith on January 29, 2005 at 7:52 am
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  • “All your bases are belong to us!”

    Sorry, somebody had to say it… :)

  • Comment posted by Andrew on January 29, 2005 at 8:07 am
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  • “In an attempt to make things more entertaining, the management of the construction group decided to make camoflauge outfits, rappelling harnesses and masks mandatory attire. It was Bob who first brought his dart gun to work—and that’s what started all of it.” (Okay, this one doesn’t make any sense!)

  • Comment posted by Armand on February 2, 2005 at 11:41 am
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  • “It didn’t have to come to this Mr. Jobs, but I refuse to wait a month for a goddamned iPod Shuffle!”

  • Comment posted by scott on February 3, 2005 at 8:33 pm
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  • Turn down your stereo. NOW!

  • Comment posted by rawburt on March 3, 2005 at 3:59 am
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  • “We’re the new window washers… and this week, I, Francoise, am having a special on laser eye surgery…blink twice if you want it!”

  • Comment posted by rawburt on March 3, 2005 at 3:59 am
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  • “We’re the new window washers… and this week, I, Francoise, am having a special on laser eye surgery…blink twice if you want it!”

  • Comment posted by Mike on December 8, 2005 at 2:52 pm
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  • “Alright puppy, time to go back to the pound”

  • Comment posted by Mike on December 8, 2005 at 2:54 pm
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  • “Trick or treat.”

  • Comment posted by Billyman on February 26, 2006 at 10:42 pm
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  • DIRKA!!! DIRKA!!! DIRKA!!!

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