Caption Contest Friday’s #1
Let’s have a caption contest! Come up with a caption for this photo and post it in the comments:

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“The day that Bob’s hard hat never forgot”
“Why they don’t have tour guides at the docks”
“Harry B. Brown demonstrates his amazing telekenetic abilities by lifting a freight container above his head.”
“Everyone agreed that the industrial strength parachute deployed smoothly and the drop results were very accurate… or at least from the top-down perspective.”
“While using his new Klingon cloaking device, Captain Kirk experiments with the new Tractor Beam and causes quite a stir.”
From that day on, Bob always regretted that the crane operator bought the discount frieght container cables.
“What you don’t realize is that the freight container is actually a miniature cardboard prop being dangled in front of a camera.”
“Bob prepares to color coordinate all of the freight containers.”
“…Frank took ahold of the freight container, and with strength that fifty men couldn’t equal, he heaved it above his head, and threw it to the sky!”
“Dick looked up, and when he saw a large black shape heading fast for him, he realized that his delimma of how to get down was now, suddenly, no longer important.”
Isn’t it funny how guys in made-up quotes seem to have either the most common everyday names like Bob, Dick, and Harry, or really absurd names like Alexandar B. Hopkins the III?
“What was the last thing to go through Bob’s head? His feet.”
Hahaha, that last one #12 is really funny. All of them are really clever.
“In today’s news report, we address the hidden dangers of industrial advertising. Particularly, the usage of freight containers and railway cars as billboards…”
ok. I’ll stop now.
…Through subliminal messaging and embedded watermarks, the company Mitsui O.S.K. has successfully launched a new freight container add campaign causing readers within viewing distance to be uncontrolably hypnotized into thinking the ad itself is really a large delicious pizza begging to be eaten.
Bob’s 6 foot 7 inch height always made him feel like a freak and so he agreed to try Dr. Himer’s new unapproved medical treatment. Later he would regret it as his new 3 foot tall 4 foot wide body brought more stares than ever.
haha! that’s a good one Jim
“Um, Frank, we have a situation.”
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